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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}

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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}

{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}

{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}

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Saddam Kamel Hassan al-Majid was the first cousin once removed and son-in-law of deposed Iraqi president Saddam Hussein. He was also a part-time actor.

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