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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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