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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Superman get invited to dinners?","punchline":"Because he is a Supperhero.","id":360}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What goes after USA?","punchline":"USB.","id":383}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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