{"type":"standard","title":"Osasco","displaytitle":"Osasco","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4035","titles":{"canonical":"Osasco","normalized":"Osasco","display":"Osasco"},"pageid":30871459,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Osasco%2C_S%C3%A3o_Paulo%2C_Brazil_%288122072200%29.jpg/330px-Osasco%2C_S%C3%A3o_Paulo%2C_Brazil_%288122072200%29.jpg","width":320,"height":208},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Osasco%2C_S%C3%A3o_Paulo%2C_Brazil_%288122072200%29.jpg","width":3648,"height":2376},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1299130628","tid":"0f344646-5a9b-11f0-be76-d039cfeca68b","timestamp":"2025-07-06T18:57:27Z","description":"Municipality in Southeast, Brazil","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-23.53277778,"lon":-46.79194444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osasco","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osasco?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osasco?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Osasco"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osasco","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Osasco","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osasco?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Osasco"}},"extract":"Osasco is a municipality in the state of São Paulo in Brazil, located in the Greater São Paulo area and ranking fifth in population among São Paulo municipalities. According to the IBGE 2015, Osasco currently has the ninth highest gross domestic product in Brazil, and the second largest in the state of São Paulo. The population is 699,944 in an area of 64.95 km2 (25.08 sq mi). It is among the world's more densely populated cities, similar in density to Tokyo and New York City. It is considered the major urban centre of the western portion of Greater São Paulo. It was a district of the city of São Paulo until February 19, 1962, when Osasco became a municipality of its own. The city motto is Urbs labor, a Latin phrase that means \"City work.\"","extract_html":"
Osasco is a municipality in the state of São Paulo in Brazil, located in the Greater São Paulo area and ranking fifth in population among São Paulo municipalities. According to the IBGE 2015, Osasco currently has the ninth highest gross domestic product in Brazil, and the second largest in the state of São Paulo. The population is 699,944 in an area of 64.95 km2 (25.08 sq mi). It is among the world's more densely populated cities, similar in density to Tokyo and New York City. It is considered the major urban centre of the western portion of Greater São Paulo. It was a district of the city of São Paulo until February 19, 1962, when Osasco became a municipality of its own. The city motto is Urbs labor, a Latin phrase that means \"City work.\"
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El Acebrón is a municipality in Cuenca, Castile-La Mancha, Spain. It has a population of 278.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"You Only Live Once (1937 film)","displaytitle":"You Only Live Once (1937 film)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2345379","titles":{"canonical":"You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)","normalized":"You Only Live Once (1937 film)","display":"You Only Live Once (1937 film)"},"pageid":3673436,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/You-only-live-once-1937.jpg","width":257,"height":387},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/You-only-live-once-1937.jpg","width":257,"height":387},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276630791","tid":"65538d03-ef18-11ef-a85b-cf6b3f0cd8a5","timestamp":"2025-02-19T23:22:33Z","description":"1937 film by Fritz Lang","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:You_Only_Live_Once_(1937_film)"}},"extract":"You Only Live Once is a 1937 American crime drama film directed by Fritz Lang and starring Sylvia Sidney and Henry Fonda. Considered an early film noir, the film was the second directed by Lang in the United States. At least 15 minutes were trimmed from the original 100-minute version of the film due to its then unprecedented violence. Despite the removal of such scenes, the film is widely considered an early film noir classic. The film is also known for being one of the first box-office bombs.","extract_html":"
You Only Live Once is a 1937 American crime drama film directed by Fritz Lang and starring Sylvia Sidney and Henry Fonda. Considered an early film noir, the film was the second directed by Lang in the United States. At least 15 minutes were trimmed from the original 100-minute version of the film due to its then unprecedented violence. Despite the removal of such scenes, the film is widely considered an early film noir classic. The film is also known for being one of the first box-office bombs.
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