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Calpernia Sarah Addams is an American actress, musician, spokesperson and activist for transgender rights and issues.
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Katherine Kennicott Davis was an American composer, pianist, arranger, and teacher, whose most well-known composition is the Christmas song \"Carol of the Drum,\" later known as \"The Little Drummer Boy\".
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